..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
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My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
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People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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