I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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