Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
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He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
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I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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