She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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