Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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