I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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