I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
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She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
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It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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