i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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