i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
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who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
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Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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