well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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