You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
She needs sedatives and a leash
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I have aggressive nipples.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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