if i can run in heels then i can drive
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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