I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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