I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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