Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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