Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
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so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
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We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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