i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
i believe in u and ur pee
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