I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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