even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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