I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
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Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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