The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
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There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
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Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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