We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
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My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
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He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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