Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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