tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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