your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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