I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
accomplished twins. life is a go
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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