did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
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at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
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You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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