I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
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I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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