Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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