Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
He did a backflip because drugs
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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