Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
