Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
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The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
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i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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