I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
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tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
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Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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