It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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