i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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