You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
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You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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