girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
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Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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