Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
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its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
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i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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