Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
