What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
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Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
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he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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