Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
3 2 1 whiskey
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm