Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
