I'm gonna have a badass scar
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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