a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
This gyro tastes like lonliness
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
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The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
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Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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