She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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