We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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