"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
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No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
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Boobs are out for the taking
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
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