Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Randomize