Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
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Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
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There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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