I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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