lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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