Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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