that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I think people are normalizing furries
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
