jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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