4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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