is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
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I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
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Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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